Category Archives: Beauty

The mascara games: Fear and loathing at the drugstore

Not too long ago, as I was half-squatting, half-sprawling on the floor of my local drugstore, unsuccessfully searching the lowest possible shelf for a replacement mascara, a question popped into my head. Do all beauty products get discontinued within a … Continue reading

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Glasses half full

So I finally did it.  I finally gave in and picked up some reading glasses. I’d been thinking about it for over a year. Maybe I resisted because it’s a sign of aging.  The first time you start moving a prescription … Continue reading

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Inventions we’d like to see

There’s been a lot of talk in the beauty industry lately about multi-tasking products. You’ve probably seen ads for some of them:  eye creams that disguise and treat, self-tanners that also moisturize and exfoliate, toothpastes that clean and whiten. But … Continue reading

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Mirror madness and ugly days

When I first encountered the phrase “Midlife Mirror Angst Syndrome,” I snorted in derision.  The term appeared in this article , in which it was reported that “over 90 per cent of women in their 40s and 50s are so … Continue reading

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Our Toenails, Ourselves (Reprise)

If you’ve been following the Great Back Pain saga here at The Frump Factor, you will be happy to hear that I made it through both of my summer parties this week without resorting to frumpy footwear.  I wore the black and … Continue reading

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Friend Friday: Wurly Gurl

After months of lurking, I am finally ready to jump into the world of Fashion/Beauty Friend Fridays.  FBFF is an opportunity for fashion and beauty bloggers to share their thoughts on a specific topic and read what others have to … Continue reading

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Manicure, Schmanicure

I’m a big fan of pedicures, but the manicure has always left me cold.  Most of the time, my fingernails are bare, as well as ridiculously short.  I played violin for many years, which requires nails that do not extend … Continue reading

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The Solace of Shiny Things

Spring Fever is raging through Frump Factor headquarters at the moment.  When this happens, I get the irresistible urge to walk away from the ever-growing pile of student papers on my desk and go have silly, frivolous fun for a … Continue reading

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Spring: Bring it! (Please???)

  Here at Frump Central, we’ve been spending a lot of time and energy complaining about the winter.  Getting pummeled by snowstorms that drop a foot at a time, twice weekly, for almost a month, will do that to you. … Continue reading

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Today, we give thanks for……. what???

You will forgive my warped priorities, I hope, if I devote my Thanksgiving Week post to those fashion & beauty items for which I am most grateful.  My loved ones know that I appreciate them, too, and of course I feel grateful … Continue reading

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